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Hot By Default

by Wizards Always Leave Surprises

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temptingtim3 Greatest and Heaviest album of all time! Hi Cameron! Favorite track: Party Poopers.
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I am one with the darkness Coming to bring you to your end The last embrace you will feel is this noose tightening around your neck Everything you've ever loved will die by my hand I am already dead Death comes to all
2.
Who here is ready to party? go grab a cup and let's chug this beer X2 Miller High Life is my jam it's the champagne of beers High Life is my jam champagne of beers so light and carbonated it taste so good with every meal X2 if drinking before 12 wasn't so taboo I would drink beer with breakfast I love the high life the weekend is the best when you got a few brews chugging beers with buds is one of the cool things to do I love Miller High Life, 40 oz's all day, everyday,that's my jam Miller High Life I drink it all the time Its never far from my mind Champagne of Beers Miller High Life Champagne of Beers Miller High Life Champagne of Beers
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This is all made up There is no continuity Nothing makes sense This song will make no more sense I got 99 bitches and your bitch is one You can call me Mr Prez Of the She Man Women Haters CLub If She's not in the kitchen or cleaning up my shit You best believe she's on her knees going to town On this 10 inch dick I will tear it down And you will bow to my throne Your life is forfeit I will bury your bones Your life is forfeit I will bury your bones My neighbors probably hate me right now Scaring all these neighbors in this apartment complex They are so scared because they've never heard any shit like this before Blood red revolution I will destroy everything that you love Blood red revolution Your fate is sealed and the deed is done Blood red revolution I'll tear it down, all that you love
4.
Who's that boy with the scar? its a wizard! named harry potter! he drinks 3 pots of coffee in the morning and 3 bottles of wine at night harry has the swagger of a drunk he loves flying motorcycles because its better than crawling he's got himself a turkish massage owl how do you get to platform 9 3/4? a victory for up fish! JEEPERS! WILLIKERS! he casts the "wretch be-gone" spell on Harmony she is an awful wretch get your money from the bank of wobbly columns master harry! Harry makes a mental note: "never pet cats, no, never pet anything ever" NEVER PET CATS!
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When I wake up in the morning it's bacon When it's time for lunch it's bacon when it comes to dinner you guessed it, bacon ain't nothing better than bacon applewood smoked bacon dry rub bacon black forrest bacon BLACK pepper bacon When I wake up in the morning it's bacon When it's lunch time it's bacon when it comes to dinner you guessed it, bacon ain't nothing better than bacon bacon is the best so salty and tasty when I hear that sizzle I know it's going to be the best day ever you better believe it bacon is the best if you don't like bacon if you don't like bacon fuck you
6.
Just saw a guy pull a grocery bag out of a tree Now he's climbing back into the tree Staying up there for 5 minutes Hopping out like no big deal Probably going to go score some coke Just living in a tree in the town square Waiting for a deal by the fountain Now he's gone forever In the blink of an eye Man coke is one hell of a drug
7.
Cookies are the best so sweet and yummy I love it when there's hot ones on the tray Chocolate chip Peanut butter and Double chocolate chip Snickerdoodle Oatmeal I love it when they come fresh out of the oven So warm and gooey I love them when I can make a sandwich with them and peanut butter Store bought cookies have no match to home baked cookies There is only one exception to the rule, it is Oreo Oreos are pretty good I love sticking my hand in the cookie jar to get the last cookie Cookies are the best
8.
Rawr! I'm so angry! Just take a look at these lyrics: I have nothing to live for! Or is it that i hate this world And everything on it? Nobody has any reason to live I am pure evil and hatred But i still like music and cute animals People annoy me Your beliefs annoy me Your happiness annoys me people annoy me Rawr! rrrrrraaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! ooororrrrrrrggrgghghgghghgawgahahgghhwhagghaghgahahgaw! Can't you tell i'm so upset with everything? Listen to me complain But if you make fun of me You're a faggot and need a van flip on your life
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Its hard to preach the Gospel With a dick in your mouth Your whole story, your persona makes me sick to my stomach You're not fooling anyone Daddy's little whore "As long as I have my V-card, everything will be ok!" Poophole Loophole I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose You make me want to puke I hope you come around one day And can stop being such an ignorant slut And become a productive member of society Stop being a vaginal vomitorium

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released January 8, 2015

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