Who's that boy
with the scar?
its a wizard!
named harry potter!
he drinks 3 pots of coffee in the morning
and 3 bottles of wine at night
harry has the swagger of a drunk
he loves flying motorcycles
because its better than crawling
he's got himself a turkish massage owl
how do you get to platform 9 3/4?
a victory for up fish!
JEEPERS! WILLIKERS!
he casts the "wretch be-gone" spell on Harmony
she is an awful wretch
get your money from the bank of wobbly columns
master harry!
Harry makes a mental note:
"never pet cats, no, never pet anything ever"
NEVER PET CATS!