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I am one with the darkness
Coming to bring you to your end
The last embrace you will feel
is this noose tightening around your neck
Everything you've ever loved will die by my hand
I am already dead
Death comes to all
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Party Poopers
03:27
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Who here is ready to party?
go grab a cup and let's chug this beer X2
Miller High Life is my jam
it's the champagne of beers
High Life is my jam
champagne of beers
so light and carbonated
it taste so good with every meal X2
if drinking before 12 wasn't so taboo
I would drink beer with breakfast
I love the high life
the weekend is the best when you got a few brews
chugging beers with buds is one of the cool things to do
I love Miller High Life, 40 oz's all day, everyday,that's my jam
Miller High Life
I drink it all the time
Its never far from my mind
Champagne of Beers
Miller High Life
Champagne of Beers
Miller High Life
Champagne of Beers
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This is all made up
There is no continuity
Nothing makes sense
This song will make no more sense
I got 99 bitches and your bitch is one
You can call me Mr Prez
Of the She Man Women Haters CLub
If She's not in the kitchen or cleaning up my shit
You best believe she's on her knees going to town
On this 10 inch dick
I will tear it down
And you will bow to my throne
Your life is forfeit
I will bury your bones
Your life is forfeit
I will bury your bones
My neighbors probably hate me right now
Scaring all these neighbors in this apartment complex
They are so scared because they've never heard any shit like this before
Blood red revolution
I will destroy everything that you love
Blood red revolution
Your fate is sealed and the deed is done
Blood red revolution
I'll tear it down, all that you love
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Man Servant Dazzler
04:01
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Who's that boy
with the scar?
its a wizard!
named harry potter!
he drinks 3 pots of coffee in the morning
and 3 bottles of wine at night
harry has the swagger of a drunk
he loves flying motorcycles
because its better than crawling
he's got himself a turkish massage owl
how do you get to platform 9 3/4?
a victory for up fish!
JEEPERS! WILLIKERS!
he casts the "wretch be-gone" spell on Harmony
she is an awful wretch
get your money from the bank of wobbly columns
master harry!
Harry makes a mental note:
"never pet cats, no, never pet anything ever"
NEVER PET CATS!
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FFFFRRRRRTTTTTTTTT
01:43
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When I wake up in the morning it's bacon
When it's time for lunch it's bacon
when it comes to dinner
you guessed it, bacon
ain't nothing better than bacon
applewood smoked bacon
dry rub bacon
black forrest bacon
BLACK pepper bacon
When I wake up in the morning it's bacon
When it's lunch time it's bacon
when it comes to dinner
you guessed it, bacon
ain't nothing better than bacon
bacon is the best
so salty and tasty
when I hear that sizzle
I know it's going to be the best day ever
you better believe it
bacon is the best
if you don't like bacon
if you don't like bacon
fuck you
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Just saw a guy pull a grocery bag out of a tree
Now he's climbing back into the tree
Staying up there for 5 minutes
Hopping out like no big deal
Probably going to go score some coke
Just living in a tree in the town square
Waiting for a deal by the fountain
Now he's gone forever
In the blink of an eye
Man coke is one hell of a drug
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Steve Buscemi's Eyes
04:34
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Cookies are the best so sweet and yummy
I love it when there's hot ones on the tray
Chocolate chip
Peanut butter and
Double chocolate chip
Snickerdoodle
Oatmeal
I love it when they come fresh out of the oven
So warm and gooey
I love them when I can make a sandwich with them and peanut butter
Store bought cookies have no match to home baked cookies
There is only one exception to the rule, it is Oreo
Oreos are pretty good
I love sticking my hand in the cookie jar to get the last cookie
Cookies are the best
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Rawr!
I'm so angry!
Just take a look at these lyrics:
I have nothing to live for!
Or is it that i hate this world
And everything on it?
Nobody has any reason to live
I am pure evil and hatred
But i still like music and cute animals
People annoy me
Your beliefs annoy me
Your happiness annoys me
people annoy me
Rawr!
rrrrrraaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
ooororrrrrrrggrgghghgghghgawgahahgghhwhagghaghgahahgaw!
Can't you tell i'm so upset with everything?
Listen to me complain
But if you make fun of me
You're a faggot and need a van flip on your life
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Its hard to preach the Gospel
With a dick in your mouth
Your whole story, your persona
makes me sick to my stomach
You're not fooling anyone
Daddy's little whore
"As long as I have my V-card, everything will be ok!"
Poophole Loophole
I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose
You make me want to puke
I hope you come around one day
And can stop being such an ignorant slut
And become a productive member of society
Stop being a vaginal vomitorium
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